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My Daughter, Scout
If you follow me on Facebook, you know that a couple of days ago, Monkey asked us to start using female pronouns. She is our daughter. Her name is Scout. This isn’t news to us. She started using that...
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Fifty Shades of Domestic Violence
Shot tilted, because what I learned from 50 is that these sorts of shots are arty. I swore I was not going to see this movie. Then a friend asked if I wanted to join them for the preview. For free. In...
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It all started with the shoes
Photo Taken May 2013 One of the comments on the post introducing my daughter Scout, from someone offering backhanded support, included the following; “After he got way into Curious George, my child...
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How To Turn Any Room Into A Dungeon
One of the benefits of being a sex worker is being able to travel to pretty much anywhere in the world and have at least a portion of your trip paid for by seeing clients in your hotel room. As soon...
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InnerTruth Panties by Chicken Eye Designs (A Giveaway)
I don’t remember how I stumbled across this Etsy shop. It’s very possible I was searching for something chicken related, but it could have been panty related. Either way, I’m pretty sure there was...
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Transpancakes and Other Things You Don’t Count on When Your Kid Transitions
Since we were already gender neutral/agnostic parenting, and Scout had long since started growing her hair out, I wasn’t expecting huge chances. Pronouns. A new name. A few new dresses and hair things...
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Giveaways and Such
During my struggles to have a baby after Scout, the infertility community supported me whole heartedly despite the fact that I have three older kids from when I was a fertile lost teen, and had...
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The one where I accicidently filled my shoes with my own pee
I met a long time client at a hotel. I’m going to dress him in panties, a vibrating butt-plug and a cock ring before heading out to Victoria’s Secret to pick out some new panties for him. When we get...
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Voice Of The Year! In a good way!
I made all these faces, in rapid succession, when I realized that all those notifications on Facebook meant that I should check my email and see what everyone was talking about. So. I won… an award?...
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What is is with “polite society’s” obsession with genitals?
Dancing Through The Flower Petals I have a fairly thick skin. I’ve never done things the easy way. I often feel like I’ve been swimming up stream my entire life. I didn’t do school the way I was...
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The Biggest Lie
Good Vibrations sent me several products to add to my traveling dungeon. I’ve linked to several of them here. I just told the biggest lie of my life. Ok. Maybe not as big as that time I told my ex...
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Scout and About
Just a touch of pink I’m on a layover in Dallas on my way to NYC to speak at BlogHer15 about raising a transgender child. It’s been about six months since Scout made the announcement that she would...
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Smart Like A Chicken
And just to make sure you never ever know what to expect when you land on my blog. A picture of my chicken. You’re welcome. Generally, I think chickens are adorable, but not entirely bright. Dumb as a...
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Pioneer Nation 2015
Pioneer Nation. Bigger than I ever imagined. I just spent several days at The Resort at The Mountain at the base of Mount Hood with a hundred and fifty of my new best friends learning about running a...
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Walk Of Shame
A slight miscalculation We all know, and many of us have enjoyed, a walk of shame. Bed-head. Dress that has obviously spend the night on the floor in some stranger’s bedroom. Eye make up smeared into a...
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National No School Day
My day so far has consisted of scooping up a dead bird who mistook my freshly cleaned window for a short cut and cleaning two day old raw sewage out of my shower. But I am, by far, having a better day...
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In which our five year old comes out as trans and gives us the strength to...
This time last year we were living in a different state, in our dream house that we had just finished building, with no plans of moving, although we had tossed around the idea for a good ten years,...
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Dear Fashion Sense, Where Forth Art Thou?
Somewhere between turning 40, having a baby, doubling my birth weight (Ooh… it’s the BABY that’s supposed to do that? My bad) and going through 472 infertility treatments resulting in two loses and...
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StitchFix and ModCloth Update
Welp. I’m getting closer. No thanks to ModCloth. I ordered their stylish surprise and this is what I received. As you can see, I’m red in the face from trying not to laugh while my friend snapped a...
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My Life Long Arch Nemesis
I’ve had an arch nemesis as long as I can remember. She has been there for every major life event, from my first day of first grade through today, poised to ruin any exciting opportunity that comes my...
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